Standing ovation

When your girl has to pee at the bar but there is piss all over the toilet so she does a half squat to pee inside the garbage can

There was piss all over the gender neutral toilet so I had to do a standing ovation

by Piccolo, Pete and alice b February 4, 2024

COVID Stand-off

When two or more people are at an impasse in their travels, unable to pass each other while maintaining the proper social distancing practice as required by COVID-19.

Sorry I’m late. Someone was entering as I tried to leave and we got stuck in a COVID Stand-off.

by the AV Flu April 11, 2020

Standing wiper

A Dude who stands up and wipes there ass after shitting; similar to preferring Shittin in Da Shower then rather Pissin in Da Shower; a person who should find help at a mental institution

Logan: I Heard Joey is a Standing Wiper
Adrian: WTF, bro is crazy he should find help
Me: Real

by FlippinNuts9000 October 9, 2023

Head Standing Up

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.

Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball

by head_standing_up July 2, 2023

stand n fall

when u get up too fast and pass out

friend: u ok?
me: yea just had a stand n fall

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

standing goovation

Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.

Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end

by Boozybloke November 22, 2016

Stand up

Are you serious right now? Or you need better taste

“I really like this man!”
“Girl you need to stand up”

by anonymous September 12, 2022