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Squid Stamp

A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.
by The-Yashua November 22, 2022
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Water stamp

Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face

it has to be soaking
Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time
by Extyix :) October 26, 2021
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Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
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got stamped

when a person stands over another person for something the person has and the other person wants.
Mem"did you see that?" Ren "No!" Mem"that girl across the road in the blue dress just got stamped by that other girl in the green hat"
by renmem July 12, 2022
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greasy taco stamp

When a female places her wet vagina in someone's face leaving her lip prints.
Matt: Bro, what is on your face

Sammy: idk
Matt: looks like you got a greasy taco stamp from that girl.
by Diablo8195 June 11, 2017
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pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.
Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.
by zach0711 September 9, 2016
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Kiwi Stamp

When you dip your testicles into green ink and proceed to tap them on your sleeping shipmates forehead. The mark then looks like a kiwi fruit.
When Sailor Jerry falls asleep, I’m gonna kiwi stamp him so hard.
by Sailor Sada July 8, 2021
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