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Mushroom Stamp

Dipping the head of your penis into ink, and using the head as a stamp.
"Hey bro, did you see how wasted Steve was last night?"

"Yea! I gave him a mushroom stamp on his cheek!"
by Jeffonte July 4, 2017
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Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
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Stephen Stamps

Type of person that watches his own parents homemade porno tape.
by 5 liters of oil March 15, 2019
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time stamp games

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.
by betterego October 22, 2015
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stamp feet

To delay or stall a process, to give the impression of due diligence and deep consideration. Usually involves many committee meetings to reach a consensus.
I was waiting for approval from management. They had to stamp feet first, but it was inevitable.
by herr durcheinander June 17, 2021
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Sack stamp

The heart shaped sweatprint made by a mans hot, sweaty testicles on a chair or other hard surface. It may or may not be accompanied by an ass stamp.
When that dude left the sauna, he left a sack stamp behind.
by jacknut January 30, 2012
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Tamp' Stamp

n, v. The mark left when a girl pulls out her tampon and hits you with it like it's a flail. Or the act of doing so.
So, my dumbass decided go out for one last solo night of senseless debauchery, and bitch gave me a "Tamp' Stamp" So I gave her the raw "Strawberry Cream Pie" and a "mushroom stamp." I think I won.
by TinyDancer37 December 13, 2021
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