Squid

A "Squid" is a term used to describe a girl or group of girls. Similar to the common term "Pig", a "Squid" is a girl who is not fat but simply unnatractive overall. Squids are not to be confused with "Butter-Faces". Squids do not have nice bodies, they tend to be flatter than usual. Squids have been known to travels in packs, often seen at bachelorette gatherings and dimly lit bars.

"Look at that squid accross the bar"
"What a squid"
"I can't believe you hooked up with that squid last night"

by The Original Whitey October 12, 2011

Squid

A man or boy that thinks there the best but are really arent. Or try to out drink everyone but cant and pass out before the rest. Thus being a squid trying to be the best.

Adam is such a squid because he passed out trying to out drink us.

Adam is the biggest squid cause he thinks hes awesome.

by goneinaday August 9, 2012

squibjibbler

One who jibbles squibs.

Look at that squibjibbler jibbling those squibs.

by Morganos December 3, 2013

squibbly wibbly

What the british call their tv remote.

"Hey dear, can you pass me the squibbly wibbly?"

by 187_cop December 19, 2013

squid head

when one reaches up their female friend's "twat", as they say in Toronto, and grabs hold of whatever is up there, rips it out and wears it like a hat. (this could also be used as a bald cap or a Halloween candy bag.)

"After i got bored with Chloe, I pulled a squid head on her"

by yes its that guy from school March 8, 2014

Squibb

Similar to 'nice' as in: I've got an A for my test.' 'Nice, man.' it can also be used to cover accidental physical contact as a random action with no real meaning behind it. This is supposed to make the situation less awkward

2: softly hitting someone, then pull through, uttering 'squibb'

A: Man, it's really hot outside. Wanna go grab some ice cream?
B: Squibb.

2: *you get pushed from the side into a friend walking next to you*

" Squibb "

by Delivery God - I bring stuff March 18, 2014

squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014