Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree

Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱

by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025

split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.

Remember to eat your split pees.

by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018

Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).

My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.

by leldon February 4, 2025

split my eggs

when you fail at something very hard and you can't do anything about it and you feel like ending it all

Guy #1: yo, you got that coffee we ordered man?
Guy #2: yea its right here *DROPS COFFEE* Oh Darn it
Guy #1: you really split the eggs this time, man
Guy #2 yea I guess I split my eggs

by SenpaiMilk January 20, 2017

Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.

“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”

by FB Bingz September 3, 2023