spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

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spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

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spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

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Spaghetti legs

A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion

Check out aunt Mable, few sherries and she’s got a dose of the old spaghetti legs

by Unclegripper July 9, 2021

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