spaghetti smooch

Another name for an Italian Kiss, fingering a woman while French kissing.

In a heterosexual relationship, a woman likes to have a spaghetti smooch along with her man's meatballs.

by GLT75 May 31, 2019

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.

"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"

by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021

spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

Mom's Spaghetti

Eminem's new restaurant.

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti

by BrickSimmonsNBA November 5, 2021

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017

Spreading The Spaghetti

Spreading The Spaghetti means to literally spread your spaghetti so that someone of tall Greek origins can enjoy his meal in peace.

Tall Greek Man Has Requested You To Keep Spreading The Spaghetti So He Can Enjoy This Delicious Meal Of Yeast Brought To You By The Pyramids Of Egypt.

by UrNamestaken August 23, 2021