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Smithing

The coordinated and systematic lynching of all members of the popular band 'The Smiths', in particular, lead singer and frontman Morrissey (who is critically acclaimed for being a creepy wanker and rape apologist).
"Hey Lydia! I heard Morrissey defended Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein on their rape allegations, down for some Smithing this weekend?"
by hydra247 August 7, 2021
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smithing

“🐸🐱:o”
Shes’ smithing”
by hammybelly February 9, 2022
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Will smithing

to hit someone in the face so bad that it shocks everyone around. Usually happens when stakes are high
"Dude did you see the big fight?"
"Yeah Sam was totally Will Smithing him
by Mmaiself April 7, 2022
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skemthing

1. A typo my bird put in a message to me (she was supposed to put 'something') that describes a person that will do anything when asked if they've consumed enough alcohol and sniff.

2. Bum stuff in Burnley
I gave her a tenner to take her kecks off and sit on my face in the beer garden and she agreed because she's a right little skemthing.
by Sirius Canopus June 23, 2022
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will smithing it

when you slap a girls ass so hard it goes viral
dude last night i was will smithing it to a girl last night, look at the views!
by cumsockballsnasty January 18, 2023
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Sometiming Dick

Sex from a man not as often as you like or when he wants it, but not when you want it.
He wanted pussy last week and he got it. You want dick now and he can't "guarantee" it. - Sometiming Dick
by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022
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Seething

The act of black sludge omitting the body post-coitus; sexual intercourse. Usually from the nose, eye-sockets, rump, or other areas.
Patrick could not handle hearing the word 'seething', as it had such sexual connotations, and he considered it 'unfaithful'.

Patrick couldn't stop seething after a particularly long podcast session.
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