Ballsack Shitty

The act of wiping one's ass too hard, slipping and smearing feces on the grundle and crown jewels.

"I was being rushed out of the bathroom whilst wiping my behind and got a bad case of ballsack shitty."

by LordFargus October 13, 2014

bench sitter

Someone who's on a team, but sits on the bench and watches the best players On the team play the game.

He's not a good player he's just a bench sitter.

by Eva7 May 31, 2016

bob shitty

The boz shit in a yard at a party. Enough said.

Bro! Someone went bob shitty at the party last night!

by Yoda2k November 8, 2017

mentally shitty

Sad or upset

I feel mentally shitty today.

by DARREN JORDAN December 15, 2017

e-sitting

Watching children through a phone or computer because everyone has more important things to do.

I’ll be e-sitting the neighbor’s kids via Skype tonight during the playoffs

by Exlax330 June 13, 2018

line sitter

a professional who stands in queue so that their client can conveniently get into a big event or restaurant

“i paid a line sitter $30/hour so i could get the best deals on Black Friday”

by yes juanito yes November 21, 2018

Dick sittin

The act of a girl strattling a man and having his dick in her but no up or down motion. Likely just having conversation while drinking beer in a public setting.

Babe no I didn’t cheat on you with Adrian. We were just dick sittin last night.

by Papa Jon April 25, 2019