Nik shart

The process of blissfully sharting through sexual intercourse.
"She totally Nik sharted me last night"

Mom: where have you been?
Brother: I've been Nik sharting my girlfriend!

by Shartylvr123 February 27, 2021

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Shart-corking

Inserting a rectal barrier to prevent farts from containing brown surprises.

Me missus thinks I'm into butt stuff cos she caught me shart-corking. Now she wants to peg me hole!

by Kiwikelpie June 05, 2020

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Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 25, 2020

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St Patrick's Shart

An unusual bowel movement occuring 1-3 days following the annual St Patrick's Day celebration held on March 17th. The bowel movement is most likely due to the overconsumption of Irish culture foods combined with copious amounts of alcohol.

Wife: Why is your green underwear on the bathroom floor and covered in shart?!

Me: Three words: Corn Beef Cabbage...

...And Jamison Whiskey.
Wife: Aw hell naw not the St Patrick's Shart again!

by CouchPotato420 March 20, 2021

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