Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

King Shark

1. A shark with two very big cocks and likes eating fish
2. A name for Trixie
3. An awesome person who everyone likes (especially John Constantine)

Did you hear about King Shark in school?
I pray to King Shark

by julyking June 5, 2021

Sharks Fin

(Noun) Most ultimate of all aquatic curse words, to regarded with great reverence. Oft regarded as the vivacious cunt!, bloody mother fucker!, or you incontinent nincompoop! of the seas. Marine origin. Use sparingly, and with caution around large bodies of water.

Alternate usage- (Plural)

Sharks Fins: Replacement for Egad, Avast, or land-lubbers translation to Camels Humps!

Caught that sharks fin Aquaman with my girl/guy/Atlantic Cod. I knew she/he/it was smellin' a bit fishy.

by Pseudonym Platypuss February 27, 2020

Shark spanked

The sexual act in which an individual will bite and then immediately spank the same area on another person.

Brad: dude last night she shark spanked me!

Ricky: no way! I can speak Spanish, which will help me in business!

by Ljbarrett June 30, 2016

Ankle Shark

A cat that attacks ankles, biting or scratching them.

"That cat was feral, I brought it inside and it is quite the ankle shark I am bleeding now".

by Oract 99 June 27, 2023

Mushroom Shark

A man who is always lurking, or waiting for someone else to take a piss so he can take a glance at their mushroom tip.

Hey did you see Eric trying to take a look at my penis right now?

Bro, that dudes a mushroom shark...

by Fluorescent Brown March 26, 2021

Shard shark

A meth head looking to score some shards and get sharded

When little billy went to the play ground we was attached by a group of shard sharks. That were after his shards .

by anonymous September 21, 2020