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shower rub

The act of rubbing one out while taking a "shower."

Usually requires a lifeproof case or you're porn will be water damaged pretty soon.
mom: roger you've been in the shower for an hour now

Roger:

Mom: you better not be in there giving yourself a shower rub!
by Sassyredbitch September 1, 2018
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rage rub

When you are extremely perturbed and exacerbated of hope the only cure is to masturbate with the rage of 1000 suns. A rage rub is the act of angrily jerking a phallus, and can be both by given or received. Also known as to madsturbate.
Dylan: Goddammit I’m so fucking angry!
Becky: Is there anything I can do to help?
Dylan: Yeah. Why don’t you come over here and give me a dangerous rage rub.
by AssontheGrass October 1, 2018
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rubbing bushes

Two females having sex by vaginal contact to achieve orgasm
Those two hoes was rubbing bushes in the cells.
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Double rub

When a female has her back rubbed by one hand and the male strokes himself with the other hand.
I went home with him on the third date and we relaxed on the couch. He started to rub my back. When I looked over he was rubbing himself. It was the double rub.
by Jimbo Chicken fucker May 31, 2018
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Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise

lather each other (you and your partner) up in mayonnaise and spank each other while engaging in amazing sex
Person 1: Hey, I wanna try something new today..
Person 2: What did you have in mind??
Person 1: I wanted to try Rub it on like a jar of mayonnaise today..
Person 2: I'll get the mayonnaise!
by MAYONNAISE RUBBER 69 June 11, 2018
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Dick-Rubbed

When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear
Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday
by 60sgirl May 18, 2018
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Sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm, back ect. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used foe apolagising too

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty. It expresses such feelings to someone without having too much contact (like a hug)
Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub
by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018
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