An amazing lifetime where an occasion where everything goes well; a dream come true; a time spent with someone very important that went exceptionally well with drugs, sex, alcohol, or any self-destructing device you could find.
DUDE 1: HOW IS LIFE?
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
DUDE 2: IT'S A LIFETIME WITH RACHEL JONES.
DUDE 1: SO WONDERFULLY UNPREDICTABLE YET AMAZING!
by Mr.Trickstir June 1, 2025

Rachel is a sweet and kind person. She is smart at school, but as soon as she is with her friends, she can become fun and silly. She is pretty, and normally at least one boy likes her, but she doesn't seem to ever notice them. She is very sporty and likes sports like soccer and taekwondo. She is a huge animal lover, and loves animals of all types. Normally is the oldest sibling in the family.
She has secrets that she shares with no one, and sometimes she can act fine, when inside she is hurting. She loves to take charge of a group and is very motivated to do well.
She makes friends easily with her awesome personality, but sometimes drama and fights can happen because of her (take charge) attitude.
She is overall a great person, and very nice and kind hearten. She will stick by you side, and a great person to be with. She can help when you are feeling sad.
She has secrets that she shares with no one, and sometimes she can act fine, when inside she is hurting. She loves to take charge of a group and is very motivated to do well.
She makes friends easily with her awesome personality, but sometimes drama and fights can happen because of her (take charge) attitude.
She is overall a great person, and very nice and kind hearten. She will stick by you side, and a great person to be with. She can help when you are feeling sad.
"Hey, there goes Rachel"
"yeah, she is always so happy all the time"
"I'm so glad we're her friends!!!"
"yeah, she is always so happy all the time"
"I'm so glad we're her friends!!!"
by Rachcamx10 December 2, 2019

Oh nooo. So i guess you found it. Hmmm, lemme see. I don’t even know where to start. If you ever come across a rachel. Just know, they have large foreheads. Very stubborn in a way and HATE repeating things. She’s very shy, but once you get to know her you’ll realize she’s super sweet, caring, thoughtful, can sing, she’ll probably make fun of you a little bit but it’s okay idc, and good to talk to. Okay so like u know how u talk to someone too long and u start to get bored? With Rachel, it’s different. You could talk to her forever. Or like I could. Idk bout you. But ANYWAYSSSS . Rachels love to eat. She loves fruits with lime juice on them. (Delicious btw) She loves to eat. So ofc you know she throws it down in the kitchen too. Yoooo. She can throw it back too, shiii ;). But aye. There’s so much more I could say about her. But all imma say is, if you find a Rachel like mine (u won’t) U best believe you’re gonna get jealous a lil bit. I mean she’s gorgeous. How can u not? But on some rs tho. If you do (u won’t) treat her right, keep her by your side u won’t find anyone like her. <3 sb
Rachel you better relaxxxx
by vishnu_samesh69 May 17, 2022

a big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch who took me off the motherfucking schedule with her trifflin dirty white racist ass bitch with the oompa loompa fucking body
by lissyyoyo January 18, 2020

by 5irgjaeoigu8erq0g9ipjkneabhiug February 5, 2021

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.
by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

by shlongguy2233 February 21, 2022
