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Queef filter

She need more queef filters from the store.
by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016
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Cheeto queef

Proper Noun: spray tanned dictator intent on starting world war 3

Noun Slang: When your vagina smells dangerously cheesy
Did you see he news today? *Sigh* What did that Cheeto queef do this time?

Did you just Cheeto queef or has someone forgot to shower today?
by Dysssmr June 2, 2020
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Queef Addict

A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
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anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart
"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"
by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007
mugGet the anal queefmug.

Queef Baby

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.
by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009
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Cheezy Queef

An Extreme Blast Out Of The Vaginal Hole Dat Smells Like An Ass Dat Has Been Forgotten 2 Be Wiped After Dropping The Cosby Off At The Pools
My G/F Made A Cheezy Queef Notice We R Not Goin Out Ne More
by Long John Silver October 26, 2003
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cum queef

When a girl squirts cum out of her vagina while making the queef noise, on demand,
Sarah cum queefed on my face after I blew my load in her pussy, and it sounded like a fart.
by STUBBBBBBBBS March 2, 2011
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