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Queef merchant

A seaborn man of trading descent. Commonly found hidden in the women's latrine. Using a queef absorber 4000 to capture the gases he then sells them to unsuspecting passengers through the form of ice cream.
Watch out, that ice cream man might be a queef merchant.
by Mary queen of sluts February 23, 2023
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sticky queef

When there’s cum leftover in your pussy and then you queef
Man, last night I had a real sticky queef after they nutted in me.
by Queef latifah March 28, 2023
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Beef a queef

To queef in a particularly prodigious or boisterous manner.
"Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"

"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
by Vither Creator March 30, 2023
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anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart
"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"
by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007
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Queef Baby

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.
by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009
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Cheezy Queef

An Extreme Blast Out Of The Vaginal Hole Dat Smells Like An Ass Dat Has Been Forgotten 2 Be Wiped After Dropping The Cosby Off At The Pools
My G/F Made A Cheezy Queef Notice We R Not Goin Out Ne More
by Long John Silver October 26, 2003
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cum queef

When a girl squirts cum out of her vagina while making the queef noise, on demand,
Sarah cum queefed on my face after I blew my load in her pussy, and it sounded like a fart.
by STUBBBBBBBBS March 2, 2011
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