pitchfork effect

A cognitive bias in which a subject is judged negatively as a whole based on a single and often circumstantial component. The opposite of the halo effect.

Bob: You’re going to see the new Sex and the City movie? That’s going to suck!
Kate: No, it isn’t. It’s just you and the pitchfork effect.
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Bob: You listen to Lady Gaga? How about listening to some real music for once?
Joe: I could care less about your taste in music; that’s just a pitchfork effect.

by ReverseHaloEffect July 4, 2010

Thatch Patch

The coarse pubic hair and sometimes shit build-up around the asshole.thatch was used on roofs of homes of the English countryside.

She wanted anal, but I couldn't penetrate her Thatch Patch. or I think I ripped something when I took that huge dump. Maybe it was just a turd cutting through the Thatch Patch I had going on down there.

by Aaron & Rocky January 26, 2006

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

cambodian cabbage patch

When a girls vagina is so nasty you would rather eat out a kangaroos shitty asshole, and then let the kangaroo punch you in you in your unprotected testies.

xzavier: Dude, Linda your pussy looks like a cambodian cabbage patch.

Linda: What did you say

xzavier: Nothing, I can work through it

by someguy379 November 19, 2006

patch

mccallie senior! the most GHETTO FAB, fly brother i have ever known. he's definitely my hero forever and ever.

ya'll don't need an example...you just need to know that he's cool as hell!

by bestyouneverhad January 5, 2005

pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

patchboi

n. (patch' - boy)

Someone who plays online games but never posts within the official forums until the whole system goes down, giving them nothing better to do but bitch and moan to others within said forum until the servers come back up.

Patchboi - "This game suxors! It's always broken when I want to play! This is bullshit and I want a refund for my wasted hours!!!"

Forum Member - "Dood! STFU and go play something else you Patchboi asshole. No one cares about your bullshit here. Shit happens and life goes on .. so why don't you put the keyboard away and get some fucking sun you fat prick."

Patchboi - "Nevermind. Server is back up and I can log in again. I love this game it really roxors!!!!"

Forum Member - "Fucking idiot Patchboi!"

by Neuromancer April 24, 2006