Virginian People Pleaser

While performing a self induced goatse, arch your back and stick your ass outward towards either a crowd; or up to, but no more than 3 people. This all happens while being spun on some sort of slowly rotating apparatus. This move was coined in Virginia one year after it's colonization in 1620 by a town drunk. Nobody in the area knew his the man's name but he was widely known for his gape strategy. Hundreds gathered on a weekly basis to see the "Virginian People Pleaser" and used the act as a form of entertainment.

"Showed my Dad, Mom and Uncle what a Virginian People Pleaser was, can I crash here for a few weeks?"

by Guantilahaari December 31, 2021

Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement

Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!

by Polo26450 October 30, 2008

nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins

Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food

by Carbono Atom October 15, 2015

trick please

when u say trick or treat on halloween and u really want the trick part u say trick please, or when ur schoolin sum1 in basketball and ur on defense and u want them to TRY to do sumthin cool u say trick please

when i was schoolin this cracka in bball in the high flyin homies gym, i got bored on defense cuz this ghost wasnt doin n e thing so i said trick plesse

by daryl hotcakes February 8, 2003

Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?

Horrific message often found when listening to Beatles albums played backwards. "Tea" and "sugar" obviously have multiple unspeakably depraved meanings. (How do you play them backwards, by the way? I've never managed to do it!)

On hearing that bit where gnis seltaeB eht Pass the tea, please, where's the sugar?:

Ohhh NOOOOOOOOOO, it's super teatime AGAIN, hide the kiddies!!!

by Fearman October 30, 2007

check, please

Hold the conversation, I need an explination. Used to stop the conversation, not to inquire, although this is the most common use.

Man 1: And so I said to her, you've got great purple bananas!
Man 2: Check, please: what's a purple banana?

by candorsmayhem October 27, 2007

pretty please

An ugly person. Usually refering to a female.

You: "Did you see Sarah's new look? I think she is so pretty with shorter hair."

Me: "Pretty Please. She looks like a 12 year old boy with that hair style. In fact, it looks like a 12 year old boy styled her hair."

by One Rho March 22, 2008