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penn state football player initiation 

an illegal act that an incoming penn state football player must go through in order to earn a roster spot. these acts include, but are not limited to, using and/or selling drugs, raping some drunk female, assaulting a female, dui, and so on. failure to commit an illegal act such as these ultimately results in that football player being thrown off the team.

penn state football is notorious for having the most unruly, misbehaved players. obviously they are not required to commit an illegal act to be on the team but because 93% of them have been arrested i just came up with the conclusion that
all the football players have to go through some sort of initiation.
guy 1: oh my god! isn't that our star freshman quarterback? why is he raping
that nun on top of a cop car with a bottle of bacardi in one hand and a crack
pipe in the other hand?

guy 2: hmm, must be his penn state football player initiation.

guy 1: oh ya, that's right. let's go sit on lawn chairs in front of JoePa's house and masturbate.

penis player 

lyrics found in Rare album "Killer Cuts"

"a penis player!" "said between the way you move" and "the way you move
penis player by otakuwind February 2, 2004

don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.
Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

Apex legends player 

The guy who's amazing at 1st person shooters but lies all the time when someone's oneshot
GUY 1HES ONE SHOT ONE SHOT!!!!!
GUY 2 HES NOT ONESHOT YOU FAT PRICK SHUT UP AND STOP LYING

GUY 2 your a good apex legends player you just can't stop lying

Bass player 

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.
I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.
Bass player by Sam is a Dick April 2, 2007

Soccer player 

a kid with brown hair and brown eyes that is going to be a professional soccer player. he never gives up and keeps on fighting. Italy is his city and mexico is his country.
{man }in the crowd "wow that soccer player sure seems good" {man sitting next to him} " yea hes going to play professional one day"
Soccer player by sport definitions February 24, 2019