[artimus pile driver]

a very narrow penis shaft with an enormous penis head

the only reason i had an orgasm was because of his artimus pile driver

by rich horak December 15, 2006

gomer pile

A pile of gomer.

A weirdo.
A silly and awkward person.

Look at that gomer pile with the goofy raincoat!

by brittdawg May 11, 2010

Furry Piles

Groups of people dressed up in animal costumes having group sex. Aka orgy's.

Donkey- "mannn that Zebra's furry piles are really hot!"
Bunny- "hell yeah makes me wanna join in!"

by GummyBearSweetTea July 3, 2011

Mississippi Pile Driver

A shovel that is unnecessarily sharp and wide.

Oh u think?..... That I?...And We??.....pshhhh... BOI, my Mississippi Pile Driver can fix yo shit.

by Thugtacular October 13, 2011

half-piped bitch

That one friend you have who is fundamentally a bitch. This is the lowest form of friend and should be rediculed mercilessly when acting like a bitch towards another friend.

Friend 1: "your car looks gay."

Friend 2: "you are a little half-piped bitch."

Friend 3: "half-piped bitch."

Friend 4: " What a douchebag."

by FozLola July 24, 2017

Orange Pile Of Shit

Trump

The Orange Pile Of Shit fired another Cabinet member.

by Bartman 95826 May 19, 2018

Red Pilled

The process of becoming radicalized by fringe 'men-rights' and 'incel' communities online which believe their god-given access to vaginas is being stymied by feminist politicians. The deep irony that this phrase originated from a movie written and directed by two transgender women about a man breaking out of his false reality and into his true identity - only to be co-opted by misogynistic adult virgins chanting 'Transgender is a mental disorder' appears to be completely lost on them.

Mitch: Did you hear about Brian? He's been Red Pilled, so he's fucking retarded now.
Gary: That's a shame. What's really crazy is how his alpha male posturing makes him look even more silly and insecure than before.

or

Sandra: "I used to think Brian was sensitive and sweet, but I see now that he's just incapable of emotional intimacy. He's become a real asshole after being Red Pilled."
Lisa: He identifies as being 'Red Pilled'? What fucking loser."

by Dr_Scientist_ November 19, 2018