Pearl Johnson

A perfectly rolled blunt. Also referred to as a 'Pearl'.

Guy 1: "alright man she's rolled and ready to smoke."
Guy 2: "damn that's a Pearl Johnson if I've ever seen one."

by Sir Shblunt July 23, 2016

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 09, 2024

Pearl Middle School

Fags. Fags everywhere.

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*

by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 03, 2019

pearl bailey

Near the completion of a sexual encounter the gentleman would do a shot of bailey's Irish creme and then cum on her breasts

Dan said he gave Susan a pearl bailey last night.

by Tbone! May 10, 2024

Cyber Pearl Harbor

A catastrophic territorial attack similar to Pearl Harbor executed over the internet on cities, ports towns etc.

We should constantly protect our grids, infrastructure and systems to avoid a cyber Pearl Harbor.

by George Mathanool October 22, 2018

pool pearls

When the loads of all the ternage boys in the YMCA pool coagulate and chemically harden over the years to create actual pearls that you step on and hurt your feet while walking around in said pool.

Dude, is this pebble tec for reals, or am i walking a field of pool pearls over here??

by Johnny B from AZ August 02, 2018

swiss pearl

The "Swiss Pearl" first a guy must allow a for a buildup of "smegma" then give your girl a "pearl necklace" and proceed to rub the smegma into it

I gave her a Swiss pearl last night

by Blazing Ben Bravo June 15, 2011