by your real name . April 10, 2019

by cancer in my but hole January 30, 2019

by Keekee567 January 22, 2019

by peruvian gamer September 26, 2020

What to say when you really mean "I'd rather not talk to this person, but I'll suffer through it.", when having to deal with your ex.
Also: "My condolences."
Also: "My condolences."
Daughter: "Daddy, could you send Mom the money you promised me? I lost my bank card, so I'm gonna use hers."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
Me: "Oof... ok princess. Get that card for next time."
Daughter: "How mean is she to you, Daddy?!"
Me: "I'd rather eat glass."
Daughter: "Oof."
by UrLies May 30, 2021

when you just don’t know what to say, or you’re just bored and spam your internet meme chat with “oof”
“I’m gay”
“oof”
“oof”
by cheesymeat November 20, 2018
