Iron Giant

Look at the size of that Iron Giant
by I'm Not Afro MAn November 26, 2003
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Spanked with a Waffle Iron

Ass has dimples as if they had actually been spanked with a waffle iron. Or, their ass resembles 10 pounds of cottage cheese in a five pound bag.
by OrganDonor2u February 26, 2012
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Hardcore Iron Press

The sexual act in which you vigorously pleasure another person in a seductive manner, resulting in a facial cumshot.
That girl would recieve the Hardcore Iron Press.
I want to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.
I can tell that she wants me to give her the Hardcore Iron Press.
by OiBlad54 August 12, 2011
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iron city price

Receiving expected levels of satisfaction from a purchase at far lower cost than anticipated.

Sources: Prices in Pittsburgh are extremely low relative to other cities due to their also extremely low cost of living. Also the home of Iron City Beer, and the closest thing earth has to the home of the Greyjoy's.
Example 1:
A: "Hey that watch you bought looks expensive!"

B: "Actually I paid the iron city price so I still have plenty of money left over."

Example 2:
A: "I needa case of dem ahrns for da stillers game."
B: "You must pay the iron city price."
by elebrity September 02, 2014
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Iron Deficient A-Hole

Despite having a pleasant lifestyle compared to most (two iPhones, their own car, an education, food on the table, etc), IDA-Hs always finds something to complain about. Whether it be how they haven't eaten all day despite attending three different restaurants or how their friends are horrible people when they are only trying to help them, there is always something to be upset over.

They are also never accountable for anything. The reason they broke up with an abusive fling? It's their mother and best friend's fault, not theirs. Depression? An iron deficiency. A friend's bout of domestic abuse after a series of mutual nasty texts? It was one-sided, and the friend is the only one responsible for the heinous words.

These creatures also desire as much attention as possible. Known for being more attractive than most beings, they constantly deny their beauty around others, desiring to attract attention from the present company. They also love playing with their best friend's emotions, and they believe ignoring their friends' pleas for them to get therapy will win over their love.

Never drink with IDA-Hs, either, as they will only take two shots, shout about how "drunk" they are, vomit all over the bathroom at five in the morning, expecting everyone else to clean it up, then pretend to be incredibly hungover the next day, hoping others will take care of them.

These people must be avoided at all costs. Even conversing with them is playing with fire.
Friend1: Hey! Party tonight at Maggie's! A lot of booze will be there! Want to come?
Friend2: Will Iron Deficient A-Hole be there? If so, I'm not cleaning the bathroom like last time.
Friend1: Of course not!
Friend2: Awwwwwwwwww yeahhhhh. See you later tonight, bro! Wu-Tang4eva!
by WuTang4evabroseph July 06, 2011
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Ironic Tee Shirt

Trendy tee-shirt with humorous, ironic or clever slogan or image.

They tend to be funny the first time you see them, but they are so popular that they are getting played.
Dude, take off that "Vote for Pedro" shirt. That Ironic Tee Shirt was funny like 4 years ago.

by 07079 January 23, 2009
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ironic gay sex

Doesn't exist. Gay sex is gay.
Luke saying he wants ironic gay sex is luke saying he wants gay sex.
by Ben Allen tsss October 31, 2020
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