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Clocked

An act of windmilling your dick for an hour to impress your girl.
Damn, did you hear he clocked his girl last night.
by Whiteboy4 January 31, 2023
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Clock-Blocking

Clock-Blocking is when you either cock block them in a series of intervals over a extended period of time(e.g. 6 months). Or another form of Clock-Blocking is when you cock block them for a long period of time (e.g. an hour).
Chad 1: Where you Clock-Blocking me and Stacy at the party last nigh?
Chad 2: Yeah but you managed to Clock-Block me and Rei from happening for a whole 6 months
by Chad 3 July 28, 2019
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Clocked

My nose is clocked
by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022
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Clock

A clock tells you the time
Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022
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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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