tap nose

after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.

was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.

by fijiniji October 23, 2013

choc-nose

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so

1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee

by POPEYE August 12, 2003

Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.

Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!

by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2010

Post Nose

To share a photo of one's nose to prove you aren't Jewish.

Antisemitic catchphrase originating from the hateful corners of Reddit and 4chan, typically brought up when someone is suspected of 'shilling' for Jews or Israel.

Anon: Your study reeks of kikery, post nose.

by SKSKSSKSKSKSKKSKSKSK May 25, 2023

nose holster

A synonym for a woman's cleavage.

Please allow me to bury my face in your amazing nose holster.

by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015

nose nectar

the snot that sticks to your upper lip when coughing or sneezing while your mouth was full of any sweet liquid

I had a good dose of nose nectar while choking on my milkshake

by Gadget King January 19, 2011