A toxic relationship or toxicity.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Two people who used to be together but aren't because of how toxic they are for each other. Despite their decision to stay apart, they are still deeply in love with each other... which causes them to be tortured by continuing to see each other.
Him- 'sooo wanna watch me make awesome things while doing manly things shirtless and emotionally edging until the wee hours?'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
Her- 'emotionally edging?! Ah! You've rebranded toxicity!'
Him- 'yeppers. And flogging used to be called discipline while anal was heresy.'
Her- 'i don't even have a meme for that.'
by edeninoctober September 28, 2022

Man 1: Shit, I heard Trump has been elected as the next president.
Man 2: Yeah but imagine the edging climax you'll get at some point in the next 5 years, when someone tells you he's died.
4 years later.
Man 2: Did you hear Trumps dead!
Man 1: Urrghhhhhh!!!
Man 2: Yeah but imagine the edging climax you'll get at some point in the next 5 years, when someone tells you he's died.
4 years later.
Man 2: Did you hear Trumps dead!
Man 1: Urrghhhhhh!!!
by Zammo76 May 10, 2024

by Éric Shawn January 19, 2024

Billy: Mom I'm not sure which college I want to go to.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.
Billy's Mom: Well Billy I guess we'll have to edge it out.
by TheRadicalWooper November 1, 2021

If a toddler is indecent, misbehaves or naughty, her parents will smack her hand in the face, in good old Prussian fashion. Thus, the child is tactically immobilized.
John: "The motherfucker just won't be quiet! It doesn't help!"
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
Hans: "I know something. An old German educational method"
*Tactical German hand edge on child's face, causing child to magically calm down*
by The Görmen August 21, 2022

by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012

by JJohnyH May 27, 2024
