When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...
My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.
by DatOneBlackDude June 19, 2020
Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.
by Magicswagbear July 12, 2015
When the male slides his penis between the butt cheeks of his partner, climaxes on his partners gooch, licks it off, and spits it into his partners mouth.
by Spence_357 January 16, 2014
Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.
by Joey Boy 18294 March 29, 2017
The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.
by Brooookiecoookie March 20, 2019
by BeastEJ September 13, 2018
When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you
by Wet Wumpus August 20, 2022