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corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.
My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"
by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007
mugGet the corn stalkmug.

Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.
"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."
by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009
mugGet the Corn flakemug.

Shuck Corn

The act of having one's rectum endulged while having the opposite partner "pluck" the pubic hair of the victim in order to receive an orgasm. This activity can be partnered with a shootspa.
Shuck Corn = "One of the best orgasms I received was when Wendy Shucked my Corn. I'm still recovering!"
by David Muller October 20, 2008
mugGet the Shuck Cornmug.

crack corn

(verb) The breaking of corn in the cornfield, usually done in the evening. Around dusk.
by LizzayJay March 28, 2009
mugGet the crack cornmug.

corn nut

Did you hear that girl corn nut it was the worst thing i have ever smelt.
by cdragolord1 November 30, 2010
mugGet the corn nutmug.

Candy corn

Yo that girl Amelia looks like candy corn.
by MONEY MASON T May 6, 2018
mugGet the Candy cornmug.

corn-fused

confusion, of a nature that reflects the stupidity of a back-woods hick
by daniel r May 28, 2003
mugGet the corn-fusedmug.

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