Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"

Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."

by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019

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Now that goat is shaved

A danish way of saying "Now that jobs done"

Now that goat is shaved

by Instagram: haltemedhjalte November 30, 2019

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N-17 now

A typical word used by selston high school lads to describe nathan pickard as having a boner

N-17 now is nathan having a boner

by Ktfhdgrtuvcu85468hcjgdghut December 3, 2019

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now that's kinky

When something is sexually appealing that typically would not be in popular opinion.

Kris: I bought a pink banana last night and it reminded me of you.

Josh: Ok, now that's kinky

by MCSGHacker2121 April 27, 2019

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Now

Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something

Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!

by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019

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