Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

bacon shellshock

A condition one suffers from after experiencing the severe emotional stress of the pop/crackling and subsequent splattering of molten-hot grease during the frying of bacon. Though one need not actually be splattered with hot grease and burned, each pop and crackle of the frying bacon causes one to duck and cover in mortal fear.

"Making breakfast has left me with a bad case of the bacon shellshock."

by Bacon Lover 4 Life September 28, 2013

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Panty Bacon

A very heated loose vagina

She has a Panty Bacon

by asdfghjqwertyuxcvbnm, May 24, 2018

going bacon

1. having a long streak of success e.g. in a video game.
2. the next stage of going ham.

A: that guy is having the biggest kill streak I've ever seen !

B: ... yep, he's going bacon !

by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016