Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
by BelleFezzhair September 3, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is one of those people who you just gotta love I mean he’s the money man the ladies man and if your name is Charlotte Patrick is the guy for you
by Phigs11 December 3, 2019
Get the Patrickmug. by Matty Fuckin Smokes December 16, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. The ugliest boy known to mankind he cant even get chuzz he is a fucking autistic little shit at the age of 5 he was thrown into the trashcan. he is so chinese that you need a magnifying glass to see his eyes no need to ask him to do your homework he is dumb as fuck and cant even do his own homework. Whenever people's pets go missing they expect him to have eaten their pets. He is just a little Ching CHong who says 1,5cm is average.
by Hak tuah guy January 28, 2025
Get the Patrickmug. by Ganglygreen December 17, 2019
Get the patrick shwavymug. the weird guy from across the hall you thought would be normal but is actually a texan and tells you about his sex life unsolicited. lowkey alcoholic and dependent on weed. claims he is a player but really gets hung up on a girl as soon as she sleeps with him.
damn, you're acting like such a patrick right now.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
trust me, you don't need another patrick after the last one.
by user12321443411145535422321678 February 14, 2022
Get the patrickmug. by marshyMarshyMarsh November 27, 2021
Get the Patrick Clarymug.