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Cock tan

A grading of a suntan where the rest of a mans skin is equal in color to the skin tone on his flaccid penis.

Not to be confused with George Hamilton who is a Tan cock.
I am not going to the beach this summer until I at least get Cock tan.
by 1veryangrybuddhist March 2, 2011
mugGet the Cock tanmug.

Kenneth Tan Yi Rui

Kenneth Tan Yi Rui is a very cute and talented person as Kenneth Tan Yi Rui likes mario and alot and cartoon
by Caleb chew April 16, 2024
mugGet the Kenneth Tan Yi Ruimug.

tan linda

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
mugGet the tan lindamug.

tan liang

funny, nice, handsome and cute but short
Jim: omg if i was gay id date a tan liang
by loskhweoif October 3, 2023
mugGet the tan liangmug.

Feetkini tan

The tanlines you get when wearing flip flops or thongs
I can tell you were out in the sun all day your feetkini tan really shows
by king gooch April 25, 2010
mugGet the Feetkini tanmug.

Tan Venom

Powdered Mitragynine hydrochloride. Usually has a yellowish tan hue, hence the name.

Mitragynine is the main opioid alkaloid present in kratom. Average kratom powder contains anywhere from .5%-1.5% mitragynine by weight. A typical dose of mitragynine is 50-100mg (between 4-8 grams of kratom powder).

While 99% pure Mitra hcl is white in color, most extracts are between 30-50% purity and typically comes in a tan color hence the name.

Much like cocaine and the coca plant, mitragynine is the purified psychoactive alkaloid in the plant making it significantly more potent. Harm reduction is strongly encouraged, as fatal overdose is a significantly greater possibility than it is with kratom powder.

Pure mitra is hard to find due to safety concerns but is unscheduled in the United States.
Friend: Hey do you have any kratom? That White Borneo was good shit if you have more of that.

Me: I have tan venom on deck. It’s pure mitratynine and it is so much stronger than regular kratom. Unlike kratom which feels like 10mg of hydrocodone, this shit feels kinda like smack.
by danasp_42 February 22, 2023
mugGet the Tan Venommug.

tan tip

When you have sex for hours and burn the tip of your shaft tan
I banged that prostitute so long last night I got a tan tip.
by 13 inches June 14, 2023
mugGet the tan tipmug.

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