emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

Emotional Hitler

Someone whom emotionally murders those they come in contact with.

The way Jaylin manipulates people makes her an emotional Hitler.

by Queer baiting December 20, 2018

Emotional Umwerfend

A stage in which two people start discovering each other.

Gigi and Dunkerly are at an ''emotional umwerfend'' stage

by Punkerly August 15, 2020

Emotion

When you show emotion it should be rare so that they know you really care about them when you do.

Someone you don't like: Hey wanna hang out?
You: no. (with no emotion)
Someone you don't like: Why no emotion

Best friend: Hey wanna hang out?
You: YESSSSSSS! (with emotion)
Best friend: I'm so glad you care about me!

by BOBBYJOE11 September 29, 2018

emotional damage

A word used to describe people that are sad

"you"
"when your dad beats you but you didn't do anything EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"

by sad depresson May 6, 2022

Emotional Fuckbag

Someone who is screwed up in the head enough to where they can't control or find the right emotion for the current situation and is easy to get in bed.

Calm down you emotional fuckbag.

by BustaCherry July 1, 2018