A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"
Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".
Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
Get the Practical Bullshitmug. by Tankhunjn October 15, 2022
Get the fuck your bullshitmug. Brandon: Just be there for your cousins when they need you.
Me: Hey Bran-
Brandon: What do YOU want?!
Me: This is bullshit...
Me: Hey Bran-
Brandon: What do YOU want?!
Me: This is bullshit...
by Not Ducky August 29, 2020
Get the Bullshitmug. Frabble-knackeng-bullshit Is when the bull is so deep you gargle the shit.
Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
Also when the frustration is so severe you can’t even say fucking
by JimmyJamez1212 April 5, 2024
Get the Frabble-knackeng-bullshitmug. The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.
*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."
by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019
Get the white bullshitmug. by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 20, 2022
Get the Bullshitmug. by 12345548 September 18, 2023
Get the Bullshitmug.