Mcdonalds

The place where they scam you with the same amount of liquid in every size and they make you obese without you realizing sorry meghan trainor

Mcdonalds: The one food restaurant that matpat had to do a theory only on the SPRITE!!!

by Matpats newest therory November 30, 2023

McDonald's nuggets

A perfect snack to feed your chickens and any children in your basement. Also,

it's nice to feast on everyday if you don't mind having shit food.

Katelyn: I'm hungry
Ava: have some McDonald's nuggets you fat shit

by GrandmasThickCrunchyCookies April 10, 2020

National give your hg McDonald’s

this day you give your homegirl McDonald’s.

National give your hg McDonald’s- buy it for your poor girl,
On this day you give your girl McDonald’s, because she’s the best girl ever

This word means it’s the day of buying your girl McDonald’s, and your homeboy should buy it for u.

by by kimboslice March 14, 2025

McDonald's Clout

When you work at the golden arches and bring in that Dough.

Jake is working at McDonald's now. He's raking in that McDonald's Clout.

by Wainwright6969 October 26, 2018

Lancaster mcdonalds

The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.

Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town

Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds

Yeah wbu

Yeah

Nice

I think I like you , you want fries

Yeah lad

by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022

Mcdonalds Mclipo Meal

What the heck? Special lipo ports are installed at the tables to suck out the fat from your fat order you just ate. Blue for guys. Pink for girls. Say you order 3 Super size meals. You eat two and connect the free screw in port into your belly button. As you eat the machine turns on sucking out your meals. Calories 0. You then take the other meal and heat it up later. Everybody wins! McDonalds sells more and you control your weight by ordering the McDonalds Mclipo Meal. The fat is then repurposed and added to the fryer. You feel so awesome you order some cookies to go.

Jadu: I simply love McDonalds McLipo Meal.
Vrin: Me too. I lost 80 lbs. on this diet.
Jadu: I'm an addict now.
Vrin: McDonalds really cares about us minions.
Jadu: I'm rewriting my will so everything will go to Mickey D's.
Vrin: Already did that.

by jethrojones November 22, 2020

McDonald’s

A place where your girlfriend gets fucked by a bunch of fat fucks

Damn kid goku your girlfriend works at McDonald’s?

by Iseeyouseeme July 30, 2022