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Masturbate more May

"Masturbate more May" is the opposite of "No nut November" except it is happening in May. The challenge is that you Jerk off or masturbate every day.
Masturbate more May is feels sooo good
by FeetusYeetusDeletus69420 November 7, 2020
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Magazine Masturbation March

Throughout march you go old school, no digital porn for this month.
I hope my parents don't notice the "Fakku" magazines under my bed during Magazine Masturbation March.
by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021
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Maximum Masturbation March

A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.
Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?
by EnerJetix March 29, 2023
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post-masturbation realisation

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
by kansas54 August 6, 2017
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uncontrollable masturbation

Really, no. JUST, no.

Ok go on

Actually, NO.
Say, did you see that wart get carried away with his uncontrollable masturbation?
by someone January 5, 2004
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Messy Anal Masturbation

The process of physically masturbating the anus causing feces and other forms of intestinal lubrication to be secreted out the anal cavity.
Wow. That kid sure likes his messy anal masturbation.
by Rob. February 1, 2003
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Yellow Pages masturbation

Female masturbation without the use of any implements, using one's fingers instead. From the Yellow Pages catch-phrase "Let your fingers do the walking".
Monica didn't own a vibrator, so she satisfied herself with Yellow Pages masturbation.
by Nostradumbass11 January 13, 2010
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