Lazy

When you can't be bothered to come pick someone up, even though they would do they same for you.

Hey Anna, can you come pick me up? I can't get home! No sorry I'm too LAZY!

by The willy bum bum bum February 21, 2018

Lazy

Tristan.

Mom: Tristan you are so lazy.
Tristan: I don't care.

by captain k´nuckle October 12, 2019

Pre-laziness

1. Being sure of one's lack of interest in something before they know what it is.

2. The the ability to predict the future and want nothing to do with it.

Steve: Mike! how the hell did you not have to work today? The line was out of the store!

Mike: Yeah, I have what ya call, "Pre-laziness." I asked for the day off two months ago.

by G. GOFA May 2, 2010

lazy shuffle

ITS BEEN UPDATED NOOOOO

i have lazy shuffle

by aqxa on yr xbox April 13, 2022

lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.

after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun

by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017

Lazy Damian

A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.

-Have you seen Steven today in school?

-No, he has been playing Smite all night.

-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.

by Basementdweelrsquared February 13, 2017

The lazy Diane

The process of rotating a patient in bed using 2 slide sheets with a nurse at each top sheet corner.

"Hey this patient is in the bed up side down, how will we put them the right side up?" "We'll do The lazy Diane, we just need 4 nurses and 2 slide sheets!"

by THE FLANGE 2.0 June 10, 2024