toilet law 

shanty law firms where the yearly salary is less than the yearly bonus enjoyed by biglaw associates. often not offering health insurance or meaningful experience, toilet law firms have high turnover and low morale.

jdjive had a great blacklist of toilet law firms in manhattan, but the partners of some of the named toilet law firms thugged themselves out and threatened to break some kneecaps. of course, they could have opted to file a lawsuit, but since they are toilet law, anyone could have caught their bluff, because they would have lost if they tried. going tony soprano was simpler.

toilet law by Sir Humps a Lot January 27, 2007

Moff's Law 

1) As a discussion of a creative work grows longer, the probability of some ass whining about “overanalyzing” approaches 1.

2) In any discussion of creative work, anyone who says “OMG, why can’t you just enjoooy it??” automatically loses. Hard.

(as defined by karinova)

After he whined "why can't you just enjoy Avatar without bringing RACE or IMPERIALISM into it?!!?" (because he was losing the argument), we invoked Moff's Law all over his ass.

Moff's Law by Tangierine January 5, 2010

Otalps' Law 

Every argument on the internet is fundamentally a debate over definitions

Person A: Video games are art
Person B: No they are not
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Person A: What even is "Art"?
Person B: Sigh. Otalps' law

Bill: Venezuela is socialist

Adam: No
Bill: Yes
Otalp: This is Otalps' law

Otalps' Law by booyakahsha July 30, 2018

Mini 14 Law 

The Mini 14 Law states that:
Whoever, in the course of making a pro gun-control point, mentions the Ruger Mini 14, has proved he/she is fundamentally ignorant and the discussion is over.

A rhetoric law that counters the common fallacious argument that a firearm, if used in a highly mediatized tragedy (such as a school shooting) has somehow proved a deadliness superior to other comparable firearms, and should therefore be banned.

Since it is obvious in itself that the name, make or color of a firearm have nothing to do with its use in committing a crime, stating that a particular rifle model is more evil than another similar rifle is illogical, and usually stems from complete ignorance, if not a concious intent to deceive an audience.

Wendy Cukier: Assault rifles and military type sniper rifles are in our streets. Weapons with miitary characteristic like pistol grips and collapsible stocks or high power scopes should be banned. Every day women are being killed by deadly weapons such as the Ruger Mini 14, which is so--

Listener: My head is about to explode from so much ignorance, I invoke the Mini 14 Law, go talk to the plant over there.

Mini 14 Law by Sardaukar82 November 18, 2010

mother in law

Mother of spouse. Self rightous, beastly, female entity. Master of deception. Often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. One who professes to be all knowing. She Who is Evil. The Heartless One.

After his mother in law's week-long visit, Rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in Holy Water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.

mother in law by Super Gerbil! September 4, 2003

mother in law

A source of never ending pain and misery.

Who thought up this law?

mother in law by Shaun August 21, 2003

In-law 

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

In-law by Wedding Crasher August 4, 2010