When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. When a lady lies on her side and uses her butt, to knock on your barn doors to simply ask, “can your dick come out to play”.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
Usually in the spoon, cuddling position but sometimes standing if she is tall enough.
She said she was tired and going to sleep with her back to me, however her Butt Knocking made it clear she wanted some dick.
by Splane750 September 25, 2020
Get the butt knockingmug. knocking bob means smoking bob dope / fent dope aka chunk dope. It is related to the slang term knocking chunk
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Get the Knocked overmug. when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived
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Get the knock your cock offmug.