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Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.
by chad April 8, 2005
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Kim Jong Un

Created Fortnite
Yes you like playing fortnite? That game was made by Kim Jong Un.
by samuellawson01 October 16, 2019
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Kim Jong Un

A creepy ass squinty eyed North Korean bastard
by Joe_Mama_The_Queer March 17, 2020
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Kim K Status

A girl that only dates black boys.

Kim K stands for Kim Kardashian.
Caleb: "Didn't Natalie just break up with Tyrone Tucker?"
William: "Ya, now she's going out with Smoove Johnson!"
Caleb: "WOW, she's on that Kim K status!!"
by Jae Muffz February 20, 2011
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Kim jun un

The idiot: Who is Kim Jun Un
Me: Your mom
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Kim Shlong Il

Debbie: You're a worthless sack of crap.

Undercover North Korean Spy (AKA Earl): Suck my Kim Shlong Il.
by doorface August 24, 2011
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Kim jong-un

HE IS A BIG ASS FUCK HEAD WHO DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
KIM JONG UN SHOULD GO ON A DIET THAT WERE HE EATS ONLY 1/100,000,000,000 DOG BISKET A DAY
HE IS A FAT UGLE MOTHER FUCKING LITTLE SHIT HEAD WHO SHOULD KILL HIMSELF

AND HE IS ALSO A LITTLE FAT GUY THAT HAS A SMALL DICK AND DIDN'T SUCCSEED

BOMBING USA.HE TRYED FUCKING HIS MOM BUT FAILED INSTED KILLING HER OVER HIS FAT ASS BUT AND FLAB.
Kim jung un : "I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO WHANTS TO BOMB THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD LIKE I SAID I AM A FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

KIM JONG UN'S MOTHER "YOUR RIGH YOU FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT LITTLE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH"
kim jong-un *died*
by AYOOOOITLAYLA March 8, 2023
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