Kelly

A guys name his parents gave him cuz they were too high to think of s real Boys name..

Have u met that Kelly dude? U mean chick.. noo he's a dude:0

by TINAZ.CASTITO January 26, 2019

Kellie

A loose woman who "services" the needs of security guards in a timely fashion. Often found working in ugg boots despite their un-practicality. Frequently orders from SkipTheDishes and has an addiction to Amazon. Responds to Schmellie or Kellie Services when called out in a group in a lemur-esque manner. Cannot count to 10 or tie her shoes. Probably has a kidney infection but that doesn't stop her from pounding back tequila shots. 10 times out of 10 is found guilty of giving others cavities since she believes gummies are a major food group.

"I bet Kellie Services has some something sweet for us tonight."

by ShinyTeeth February 14, 2019

dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.

Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly

by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018

Kelli

Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.

That Kelli sure is a running Bitch!!

by What even is a pseudonym June 11, 2018

Dirty R. Kelly

When you Urinate and Poo in an container, Take a shower in it and fornicate in it with your S/O or tinder date.

"Hey Shirly, wanna do a Dirty R. Kelly?"

by NathaniSan July 2, 2019

Kelly marshall

Liar and deciept

Kelly marshall is a bitch

by Kelly the 2 face bitch July 21, 2019

Kelly slap

A slap delivered in order to aid a Male in sexual performance with another partner. Slap happens prior to sex almost like a "get in the game".

He needs a good Kelly slap to sleep with his wife

by J. G. July 27, 2019