Helen Keller

Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.

"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"

"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk

by lovefromlucyinthesky September 22, 2011

R. Kelly

Child molestor, who was recently quoted as saying "Osama's the only one who understands how I feel"

by Seenus September 17, 2003

Kelly Clark-son

Another word for Fuck..

Awwww Kelly Clark-son


Okay =

by Sammiesunshines March 19, 2009

kelly thereasa

a girl that's tall, thin, and pretty damn pretty!

bestestest dancer aliveee!


she also can bake brownies like no other.

guy1: DAMN WHOSE THAT HOT DANCER!??
guy2: that's KELLY THEREASA, son!!

by ffacbby December 17, 2008

kelly spagnola

when a guy eats a girls elbow before they do it

you last night i kelly spagnolaed

by madz1234567890 October 21, 2010

Kelly Johnson

A running joke from the Austin Powers films. Also generally really nice people, or 'worth having' friends

Look at the huge Kelly Johnson
I think I'm in love with Kelly Johnson

by Davemark1000 October 22, 2010

Kellyepsy

The Process of being Kelly, whether you are doing random drugs in the bathtub with a toaster, shibbing people you don't know, Or simply clubbing bebbies.
This usually results in a kellyepisode, by which the person having a kellyepsy has incredible irritability and finds delight in doing any sort of unusual or "Freaky Shit".

Oh man, I totally shouldn't have ate all those nachos, I'm having kellyepsy.

by Kellehepshy March 10, 2014