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San Juan Tug of war

San Juan Tug of war. When two dominant Puerto Rican males attach their prince Albert piercings together and begin tugging in a battle to prove ultimate male dominance .
Carlos and Jose are competing in the san juan tug of war for the affection of a new Señorita in the workplace, they winner will win the love of their new interest
by Produce bob October 18, 2025
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Juan Martinez

The most common name with Mexicans, Juan mostly is the common, same with the last name. He usually likes to be in, "Jellico," and stays in the Lane. AND REALLY likes to work at the Australian Outback, makes around 106 in tips.
Exmp: Juan Martinez is so Mexican but its okay!
Exmp: Juan Martinez is going to work
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins
Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me
by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025
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Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.
I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock
by Juans daddy December 18, 2025
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Juan

juan is the life of the party. not just a party but anywhere he goes. bars, clubs, even work! you name it. they are extremely genius people and know absolutely everything. juans are never wrong and they know it. they are amazing at sex and everything surrounding that, they know how to please you and most of the times have mommy issues. they love milfs but claim they don’t like kids but when introduced to them juans fall in love with babies. they also love younger girls, they claim to hate immaturity but also get off on that and likes the entertainment of teaching and leading people to become more mature. they are great boyfriends (sometimes) and treat you like a queen. they also don’t hit girls. i love juans.
juan was WILD last night
juan gave me some amazing dick earlier today
by itsmariaw June 28, 2021
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