joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.
by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024
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If you heard of a kid name Joey. You would of think he is a loser. Guess what, he is the biggest loser. When I hear Joey, I think of McDonalds customer of the month. Gets zero play and gets no bitches
Dude you see that kid Joey

Yea he he’s a fuckin loser
by Fuck my feet August 04, 2022
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the animal it is a baby kangaroo and also i once got a dream of a kangaroo pet but they can kick you
so yeah and it is cute like what a cute joey man/girl
by pexel February 13, 2023
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The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world I cum the second he touches me. Not only is the sex unreal he’s the love of my life and knows how to screw all my holes. The sexiest/most talented/hardworking/loving/best body/most handsome/caring man I’ll ever meet and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER #blessed
Joey knows exactly how to plumb all my pipes.
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The best dick I’ve ever had and his head game is out of this world. I cum the second he touches me. He knows how to screw all my holes. The most talented/sexiest/hardworking/best body/loving/caring man I’ll ever meet. He’s the love of my life and his mind/body/soul/dick/balls/taint are mine FOREVER. #blessed
Joey knows how to plumb all my pipes.
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A person usually a dope fiend from the San Fernando valley California that knowingly hands less money to a drug dealer than the amount specified for a sack usually heroin or fentanyl.
Be careful serving them fiends make sure you count that money cause they’ll try to pull a Joey on you
by Chris vtech October 30, 2023
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A Joey is a person who is never perfect but tries their best at everything. A Joey is hurt easily and also easily gets over being hurt. He has extreme highs and lows. He likes alt-rock and punk-rock, believing that any other rock bands are not true rock. He believes this because alt-rock and punk-rock have emotion. Usually after about 13 years of life, a Joey will start being more optimistic about his life and find a new array of different hobbies. Joey wants to be an author, screenwriter, and rock star when he grows up. If none of those jobs work out, he'll move in with his parents. He wants to go to community college to possibly get a bachelor's degree. He tries his best to be kind, although he isn't all the time. A Joey will feel like an outsider for the first 1/8 of his life, but he will soon learn that there is more to life than moping around and being sad. He will make the decision to break free from the chains of life and become himself.
Girl 1: Joey is so weird.
Girl 2: Not really.
by J.T. Summit September 16, 2022
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