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Long Island 

Long Island is an island located to the east of Manhattan, stretching in the northeasterly direction. It is home to four counties, of which two -- Brooklyn and Queens -- are Boroughs of New York City. In political and cultural contexts, however, the name "Long Island" refers to the portion of the island occupied by the remaining two counties: Nassau and Suffolk.

One of America's most vivid examples of urban sprawl, Long Island was mostly rural until the late 1940's, at which time developers began radically transforming its landscape into what became an endless sea of cookie-cutter housing and strip malls. It is characterized by overcrowding, insane transportation costs and high property taxes. Although it is socioeconomically diverse, and serene rural scenery can still be found there by those who look very hard, it is a quintessential American suburb in that it combines the worst of the urban and rural worlds: all the crowding and expense of living in the city with none of the cultural sophistication or tolerance; all the dullness of the country, with none of the bucolic charm.

Long Islanders are known for their distinctive accent, which is best described as exceedingly nasal and guttural. For example "long" is pronounced "lawn'", "coffee" is "cawffy", and someone whose name is Mark would actually be called "Mawk".
My friends bought a house in Long Island, and now their tax payments are almost as high as their mortgage payments!
Long Island by SochiKid March 24, 2010

chill island

chill island by nial foster December 2, 2003

adventure island 

Very difficult game for NES(Nintendo entertainment system) That i beat and it was good and i hate myself
I fuckin beat Adventure Island, so SUCK DICK

Kodiak Island 

When a hooker or a woman with loose morals eats gummy bears out of your butthole.
I paid that hooker 50 bucks to give me a Kodiak Island.
Kodiak Island by johnny D man September 28, 2013

knotts island 

A small town in currituck county NC. The best place in the world. No niggers allowed. Some people call it "the vape town". This shit is lit up in this bitch. Come on down to have the best time of your life. If you live in VA or currituck and have not been to Knotts island your life sucks. Every guy on Knotts island has a huge dick.
Jim Bob:Bro where should we go party and have the best day of my fucking life.

Tim: bro let's go to Knotts island that place is lit

Jim Bob:ok let me grab my vape
knotts island by Savageniqaa September 18, 2016

long island 

One of the best alcoholic beverages ever thought of! Have a few of them and you'll be all set.
I'll have another Long Island please.
long island by garg July 11, 2005