fire in Ikea

A simile, used to describe a large, chaotic human stampede.
"When the alarm went off, it was like a fire in Ikea!"
by JackGunMeister February 19, 2015
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blank firing

A military training system for firing rifles without bullets.
Blank firing: it’s like a vasectomy; all the fun and noise, but none of the consequences apart from having to clean up afterwards
by zizi_87 October 15, 2018
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Fire nut

A Fire Nut is the act of rubbing gasoline on the tip of the male genitalia and as he ejaculates he lights the tip of his cock and a burst of spewing flames exits the urethra. The name is self explanatory and is often performed as a form of sexual pleasure.
Guy 1: I obliterated my girlfriends face last night with a Fire Nut.

Guy 2: Is she okay man i hear Fire Nuts are pretty dangerous?
by SlimmAl May 11, 2020
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Fire Laundry

When you're walking down the street and smell the scent of laundry being done. If it smells so good that you actually stop to take in the scent, that's what you call that Fire Laundry. It smells so good, it's that Fire!!!!!!
I was walking my dog Sir-Farts-Alot and I got a scent of someone doing that Fire Laundry. It smelt so Great!!!!!
by Bags84550 August 20, 2021
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Fire on the Prairie

A mixed drink consisting of Tabasco and Tequilla
My mouths on fire after that last fire on the prairie
by Loomkind January 02, 2007
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Pi on Fire

When the number π is so proactive and paranoid in marketing herself so that she would constantly remain in the mathematical consciousness of mathematicians and math educators, while making herself conspicuous in the eyes of the lay public to be part of popular culture.
To avoid being disrupted or eclipsed by other mathematical constants, all vying to get the attention of the mathematical brethren, it’s not surprising to witness pi on fire 24/7/365.
by Fasters September 18, 2022
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pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.
Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude
by Alivia M January 25, 2008
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