the wind tunnel guy

The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.

Yo who keeps <unmuting> the wind tunnel guy?

by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021

suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

Speak that to the wind

To reject, or ignore, what someone is saying.

She stated that she has a new deal, to offer, but she can speak that to the wind!

by Anewday April 26, 2024

Banana Wind

Innuendo: Dick Stench; Dick Breath
Also the name of the twentieth studio album by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett.

After she got done suckin' the dick, she got up to kiss me and I got a whiff of that "Banana Wind"

by JustaKnower July 23, 2024

West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.

1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”

by MamaToot September 10, 2025

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018