Cunt wind

Whenever a woman speaks,the man hears a rushing wind sound eminating from her mouth.

The Cunt wind from her mouth knocked his hair plugs out.

by Whyte Rhabit May 28, 2023

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beer can wind chime

A badass bitch living on the Upper East Side of New York City.

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’s a little all over the place, she’s a beer can wind chime.

by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025

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Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.

Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020

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Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction

"No matter where you stand, da breeze will invariably blow either towards you or in your face, causing you great difficulty in proceeding ahead and/or "cleanly"/effectively performing tasks dat involve/include vapors/particulates/liquids." (Think, Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke, or trying to bicycle someplace on a blustery day and da stiff wind keeps switching around so dat it's always hinderingly in your face --- never helpfully at your back --- both on your way to your destination AND on your way back home again!)
P.S. Oh yeah --- and don't even **consider** simply postponing outdoor activities till a "still spell" --- DAT will only mean multitudes of mosquitoes and black flies to torment you and make you WISH for a breeze!

Two classic examples of da infuriating effects of Murphy's Law Of Wind-Direction would be (1) trying to water your hanging-basket plants on da front porch, but da watering-can's sprinkled droplets keep blowing backwards so dat da water both largely misses your plants and gets you soaking-wet, and (2) trying to employ toss-across collecting when gathering returnables along da highway, but having many of da thrown containers just blow right back onto your side of da road.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

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