taint fondler

Man I was at the movies watching jerking off when a taint fondler fondled my taint
by theassman February 18, 2018
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Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.
Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???
by Goon goddess May 27, 2024
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Finger taint

The area between your fingers. (interdigital folds or plica interdigitalis) Term coined by Erin Moore.
by JohnySpade December 07, 2021
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Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.
She has some tainted jugs.

or

Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪
by TaintedJugs April 05, 2024
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Taint buster

When a guy either fucks a girls taint by ramming his dick against it until it's bruised or finger blasts the taint until it's bruised
*girl* "Wow, my taint really hurts!"
*boy* "Yeah I bet, I Taint Buster 'd that with my dick last night for hours!"
by Willywilbert6969 June 27, 2015
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dusty taint

after violent diarrhea the person allows it to completely dry, before engaging in rough anal intercourse. the action from said anal intercourse powders the diarrhea leaving the taint covered in diarrhea dust!
Dude #1 Dude whats that smell?
Dude #2 this guy i banged last night gave me a dusty taint and i need a shower.
by Dickless Santorum June 06, 2015
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taint leakage

When lying on your stomach, said person decides to fart. After releasing a leaky river of shit, it creams down their taint.
Bro, I was eating a gurl out and I got some serious taint leakage
by Brady_SquirtDaddy January 27, 2023
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