And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)

A strange young man who can be found lurking in the shadows and who only comes out when necessary.

He keeps very quiet and then will attack you with his mindless, scarring words.

That Detective Top-dollar Cowboy Cassius Claudius Klar Pinwheel Kane PHDMD (in gynechology and psychology)just keeps getting sneakier and sneakier!

by Mallate April 2, 2005

MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

Having a expensive pussy

I have a MILLION 😁💵⏰DOLLAR😼😌🧍🏾 ♀️PÜŠÄTÆÿÿ😻🙄💋

by Oikawa's cumslut November 16, 2020

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator

Translates to I'm Josie, and 100 dollars is an understatement.

I'm a 20-something Hispanic man who has uncontrollable lust for women who spend over 100 dollars on collecting waifus and hours and realized that he can't collect a certain waifu due to random number generator is something you wouldn't say on a first date.

by ManHandle669969 April 16, 2017

Dollar Dingus

The act of inserting coins into the male urethra, in the hope that the coinage violently exits the penis during climax, entering the recipient's body metaphorically completing the transaction.

Person 1: "Jamie hit me with a huge Dollar Dingus last night, he even let me keep the change!"
Person 2: "Cha Ching! What a deposit!"

by anonymous August 11, 2024

Black Dollar

A black dollar is a $100 bill.

Man that’s some bullshit, I’ll put a black dollar down that you ain’t about that.

by robwittajob October 23, 2025

Fifteen dollars

fif-teen dol-lar
/fif' ten, 'fif, ten/ daler/

noun
plural noun: fifteen dollars

a masta piece for your wallet.

This mastapiece cost's fifteen dollars. Now that is what you call a mastapiece for your wallet.

by eylmao May 26, 2017