crimp cut

A special circumcision with the wacky zig-zag scissors from the 1990’s.

Girl one: did you see his dick?
Girl two: yeah. He had a crimp cut.

by MotoSP909 October 21, 2017

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 19, 2020

jesus cut

Serving yourself a torn apart piece is bread from a larger serving. Much like Jesus would have cut the bread at the last serving, just tear what you want.

I took a jesus cut from th loaf of bread our server brought to our table, forget knives.

by the timio March 18, 2015

cut corners

To do a task in a half assed manner.

The detectives in the O.J. Simpson investigation cut corners and O.J. was set free.

by Hockey Tom May 27, 2004

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 27, 2003

Rune Cut

When the net is wide the fuck open in rocket league and you miss either high, left, or right.

Holy Fuck, I can't hit the fucking net cause I keep fucking rune cutting.

by DocGlen June 01, 2022

cut the truffle

While during the act of farting, a little nugget of poop accidentally escapes. Similar to cut the cheese but with an unwanted surprise.

"What's wrong? Why are you- OMG! Did you cut the cheese?"

"Nah man, I cut the truffle."

"Ugh! You so nasty!"

by thelonefoodie March 27, 2016