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unprotected text

When the user of a smartphone loses his/her case, and subsequent texting is performed with the fragile exterior of the phone exposed, he or she is engaged in unprotected text.
Person A: "Dude, my iPhone case cracked. I'm now having unprotected text."

Person B: "What's that?"

Person A: "You're an idiot."
by a5jg03ad0hb December 10, 2010
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tone of text

the way a person writes that expresses their anger, sadness, etc
"JACK, UR SUCH A WIMP"
"don't talk to me in that tone of text!"
by CWash December 18, 2008
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Turtle Text

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.
Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010
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text-walker

One who text messages while walking, mostly found on sidewalks.
That text-walker almost bumped into me!
by Aaron Gobrah August 25, 2008
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Passive Texting

Verb

The act of receiving a text and simply not responding, either to piss off youre friends or because you think its funny to leave him/her in a state of obscurity. People will often know this has happened to them when someone reads their texts and they know. This is usually indicated by a check mark next to the initial text.
Tom- Dude, I was texting you for 20 mins and you just stopped responding. You were supposed to come over and watch Star Wars

James- Duh thats weird, I never got that text. I think my phones been messed up lately

Tom- There was a green check mark ass, I know you got it!

Bystander (Aside)- Sounds like James was passive texting, sucks for Tom!
by BoJangles211 November 29, 2009
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ghetto text

(n) an incoherent series of letter, number or symbol combinations used to send text or email messages that are impossible to comprehend.
Yo, I just got a ghetto text from Tyrese and it looks like his mom's broom just got stolen by alien zombies....wus up wit dat?
by Johnny B Ghetto December 17, 2006
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text language

A mental disease in which a human cannot text or write properly.The so called "text language"
was originally a diabolical plan made by the illuminati, mainly aimed to brainwash the microscopic brains of urban teens and adults. It is currently known as the first step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" agreed upon by Jorge Bush, Barack Obama and other illuminati members.The next step to "Operation S.T.U.P.I.D" is currently unknown to the public, but it is predicted to be far,far worse.
Text language is usually caused because of these four reasons:
1. Pure laziness

2. Because there friend does
3. Because they don't know how to spell the word
4. Because the illuminati are threatening them to kill them if they don't

The "text language" seems to not effect elderly (50+). There is currently no known cure for this disease, however it is rumored that if the patient is strongly separated from all urban activities (computer, phone, etc) for 10-20 years the patient will "forget" the "text language" this however has not been 100% proven and may require more years of isolation.
Normal Human: Dude why do you use that stupid text language? There's no point, it ruins the point of grammar, it corrupts our language, and most importantly it PISSES me off.

Infected Human: lol dood wtf u ragin about lol? i nlike u have a lfe and dnt hve tme t perfect my langag

Normal Human: You doche bag you can't spell for crap and you are brainwashed by the goddam illuminati

Infect Human: lol

Normal Human: you even reading?

Infected Human: lol ho r illumininati again?

Normal Human: *facepalm*
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