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Florida Puppy

by lkjertreksdfg November 29, 2021
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Florida cocktail

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.
"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"
by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024
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Florida wet wipe

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.
I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!
by StupidGood March 30, 2024
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Florida snowblower

When you're going down on someone and their bodily fluids go up your nose and you snot rocket it into their mouth
by Eloel42069 September 29, 2025
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Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest
“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
You mean California?”
by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021
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