hump in the road

Hump in the road is a sex position where the women lay on her stomach and the man will be on top of her

Hi honey, get ready tonight because you will be a hump in the road.

by Hades98 June 14, 2021

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

mob hump

mafia groupie, a poser who tries to get in good with the wiseguys

man, kleinfeld is a real mob hump, if you ask me...

by Cantaloupe Jones April 11, 2023

Hump-honey

The female equivalent of a fuck boy. A female who has no intention of having a relationship with a male, except a sexual one.

The boy didn’t know she was a hump-honey until he realized she threw away his number after just having sex.

by PennyPal22 September 11, 2018

title humping

Reading the title of an article and becoming impassioned to share your already formed opinion of said article without actually reading said article.

Okay stop title humping and maybe read the article first.

by Emma Ferguson November 16, 2017

Dry hump day

If u see a person may 2nd
Dry hump

Damn u just dry hump day that nigga

by 4pfgangang_354 May 2, 2019

Hump Seizure

the common female or male orgasm or climax

steph: “Joe make me hump serizure tonight”
Joe: “I got you babe”

hump seizure: common climax

by humpseizure September 15, 2018